My mixed-breed cat, half domestic tabby, half Scottish wildcat. The size of a small labrador, only mad.
Stupid underwear. What's the point of them, anyway? They just go up your bum, as far as I can tell.
Kissing with all the trimmings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues... everything.
Her dad's got the mentality of a Teletubby (only not so developed). Her cat, Angus, is trying to eat the poodle next door. And her best friend thinks she looks like an alien -- just because she accidently shaved off her eyebrows. Ergghhlack. Still, add a little boy-stalking, teacher-baiting, and full-frontal snogging with a Sex God, and Georgia's year just might turn out to be the most fabbitty fab fab ever!
Original title: Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging
Genre: Fiction→ Children & Young Adult→ Humorous Fiction
Fiction→ Children & Young Adult→ Teens