|Dog called Demolition, a (1996) [Novel]|
by Robert Rankin
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Danny's not sad and lonely any more because Danny's got 'the voices'. Well, one voice. It's the voice of his dog. Not that it's a real dog, so Danny made up one for himself. And a fine big dog it is too, with a waggy tail and a nice cold nose. Danny was going to call it princey, but the dog told him its name was Demolition. So that's what Danny calls it.
And the dog's told him other things too. Like how to adjust the bar-code reader in the shop where Danny works so that he can read the lines on people's palms and Danny can see what they're thinking. And which small ads in the comic books to send off to, so Danny can become irresisteble to women, bend others to his will, gain vital inches and fear no man living.
No, Danny's not sad and lonely any more,
Danny's barking mad.
Original title: A Dog called Demolition
Genre: Fiction→ General Fiction→ Humor