Two Chicago hoodlums and a beautiful nightclub singer on the run decide to hide out in the bayou country of the deep South, land of moonshine whisky and easy loving. Then Miss Choo-Choo Caroline disappears wearing nothing but a very tiny G-string encrusted with diamonds, and the neighbourhood erupts into a fevered search of the woods.

Only one thing is certain, and that is that Sagamore Noonan aims to make himself some big money from the whole scandalous business.