Contents:

• The Fable of the Visitor Who Got a Lot for Three Dollars
• The Fable of the Slim Girl Who Tried to Keep a Date that was Never Made
• The Fable of the New York Person Who Gave the Stage Fright to Fostoria, Ohio
• The Fable of the Base Ball Fan Who Took the Only Known Cure
• The Fable of the Good Fairy with the Lorgnette, and why She Got It Good
• The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideal
• The Fable of the Unintentional Heroes of Centreville
• The Fable of the Parents Who Tinkered with the Offspring
• The Fable of How He Never Touched George
• The Fable of the Preacher Who Flew His Kite, but not Because He Wished to Do So
• The Fable of Handsome Jethro, Who was Simply Cut Out to be a Merchant
• The Fable of Paducah's Favorite Comedians and the Mildewed Stunt
• The Fable of Flora and Adolph and a Home Gone Wrong
• The Fable of the Copper and the Jovial Undergrads
• The Fable of the Professor Who Wanted to be Alone
• The Fable of a Statesman Who Couldn't Make Good
• The Fable of the Brash Drummer and the Peach Who Learned that There Were Others
• The Fable of Sister Mae, Who Did as Well as Could Be Expected
• The Fable of How the Fool-Killer Backed Out of a Contract
• The Fable of the Caddy Who Hurt His Head while Thinking
• The Fable of the Martyr Who Liked the Job
• The Fable of the Bohemian Who had Hard Luck
• The Fable of the Coming Champion Who was delayed
• The Fable of the Lawyer Who Brought in a Minority Report
• The Fable of the Two Mandolin Players and the Willing Performer
• The Fable of the Man Who Didn't Care for Story-Books