One minute, Mac Macready was a living legend in Texas -- every kid's idol, every man's envy, every woman's fantasy. The next, his fiancée dumped him, his career was hanging in the balance and his future was looking mighty uncertain. Then there was the matter of his scandalous secret, which didn't stand a chance of staying secret where he was headed now.

So it was either succumb to Jewel Whitelaw's shocking proposal -- or take cold showers for the rest of the long, hot summer...