(From the publisher):
In his number one New York Times
bestseller, Donít Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
, Tim Allen amused readers with tales from the male-female front. Now, in Iím Not Really Here
, he takes a look at men and their relationship to wives, children, friends, the universe, God, and why itís so tough to get a good nightís sleep.
Iím Not Really Here deals, in the Toolmanís inimitable way, with some of the urgent questions a man faces: What is real? What should I eat for breakfast? (ďThe gummy cinnamon buns or the cereal no one can pronounce? Moose lips. Mouse licks.Ē) Why do parents always tell you not to stir your ice cream into soup? Why are the canned beans next to the tampons in the supermarket?
Original title: I'm Not Really Here
Genre: Fiction→ General Fiction→ Humor
Fiction→ Nonfiction (admin Use Only)