What could be more reassuring than knowing that Timmy and brother-in-law Sid are on the job in your home? Harness the mechanical flare of the deadly duo to Crispin Fletcher's creativity as an interior decorator and you must have a winner, mustn't you.

Certainly a lot of experienced ladies reckon that they are going to feel the benefit: sophisticated Imogen, wealthy Mrs Murdstone, unhappy Mrs Richmond, hot-blooded Conchita, kinky Miss Finch, voluptuous Mrs Butler, therapeutic Judy, Felicity... They couldn't all have made a terrible mistake, could they?