"The true facts concerning history's barest family." When Lord Godiva dies from being thrown by his war horse, Nathan, each of his daughters (betrothed to the seven Peeping brothers) vows not to marry until she has learned a "horse truth". A failure when published, this multi-faceted spoof has become a favorite fable of self-accepting people.
(The Godiva sisters unashamedly share an anatomical oddity: they have no nipples!)