From the award-winning author of Hidden Talents, two remarkable short story collections - Kidzilla and The Witch's Monkey together for the first time. Plus several brand new stories. Each hilarious and harrowing. A substitute teacher finds out she has some monsters for students. A group of kids attempt a levitation trick with hair-raising results. A neighborhood is so boring the grown ups are turning into....well....you know. And dozens more. So don't be a weenie! Read these stories!

Contents:

• "Fairy in a Jar"
• "The Touch"
• "At the Wrist"
• "Crizzles"
• "Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board"
• "The Evil Tree"
• "Kidzilla"
• "Everyone's a Winner"
• "A Little off the Top"
• "The Slide"
• "Big Kids"
• "Your Worst Nightmare"
• "Phone Ahead"
• "Sand Sharks"
• "On the Road"
• "The Language of Beasts"
• "Class Trip"
• "Collared"
• "The Substitute"
• "The Vampire's Rat"
• "Slugs"
• "Snakeland"
• "Burger and Fries"
• "Game Over"
• "Smunkies"
• "Pretty Polly"
• "Join the Party"
• "The Billion Legger"
• "The Battle-Ax"
• "In the Land of the Lawn Weenies"
• "Sunburn"
• "Thin Silk"
• "The Witch's Monkey"
• "As You Say"
• "Hide"