A tongue-in-cheek illustrated manual for men who are, or want to be, worshipped and for the women who are, or don't want to be, in thrall to them. The author has observed that a great many women flock towards the worshipable man (who is always unreliable) whereas they merely trickle towards the reliable man. The book explores and illustrates this phenomenon, with fictitious but true-to-life case histories.