WHAT DOES A BLONDE GET ON AN INTELLIGENCE TEST?

DROOL

Ace cub reporter Tressa Jayne Turner is carrying a full load -- and we’re not just talking post-holiday pounds here. Tressa’s dropped back into college and she’s looking to nab a raise from her stingy boss, Stan, in exchange for post-secondary success. So, what’s to stop her from making the grade -- besides the old ‘dog ate the homework’ story, that is?

• A wrinkled roommate rekindling an old flame
• Maid of honor madness run amok
• A botched betrothal that’s more than just schoolyard gossip
• One man who likes her for herself and another who wants to save her from herself
• And a campus criminal out to teach the student body a lesson -- one crime at a time

It’s a case of murder and mayhem by the books...

and failure is like, so not an option.