Contents:

• Pilgrimage to Earth: A hayseed from Kazanga IV finds true love among the fleshpots of Old Earth. (originally published in Playboy as 'Love, Inc.')
• All the Things You Are: Diplomacy's awkward when you make them sneeze.
• Trap**: Beware of traps marked 'TRAP!'
• The Body: Good boy, Professor!
• Early Model: Sorcery gets Science's demon.
• Disposal Service: Let us help you lose that inconvenient body.
• Human Man's Burden: A robot's a robot, but a good mail order bride is hard to keep!
• Fear in the Night: Snake dreamsss...
• Bad Medicine**: Lie back and remember your goricae...you're a very sick Martian!
• Protection: Be safe: Don't lesnerize!
• Earth, Air, Fire and Water: The perfect spacesuit? Of course not.
• Deadhead: A man with no specialist training on Mars can take the next ship back to Earth...if he came on one.
• The Academy: Seek help before your Psycho rating hits 7.
• Milk Run: Gregor & Arnold wrangle a ship full of space critters.
• The Lifeboat Mutiny: Joe the Interstellar Junkman sells G. and A. a Drome lifeboat that's still fighting the war.

** Originally published using the pseudonym "Finn O'Donnevan".