|Alphabet of Manliness, the (2006) [Novel]|
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This is the only sentence in the entire book that will give you a chance to adjust your face; take your time, because itís about to be rocked offópermanently.
Finally, a book that guarantees your balls will be stomped; a book so manly that it will make even the burliest of men (and in some cases, the burliest of women) feel inadequate. So manly, it needs to be shaved: The Alphabet of Manliness. This collection of sacred writings may very well be the greatest compilation of all things manly throughout history. Hereís a small sample of the ass-kickery found within these revered pages of outright manliness:
People getting drop-kicked in the face
Violence in excess of what has come to be known as excessive
Garish disregard for the well-being of children
Contempt for animals, women, and other cultures
Obscure penile references
The triumph of flannel over good taste
This book is only for the saltiest, hairiest, most rugged son of a bitch out there. However, it would be selfish to keep it for myself, so feel free to buy a copy. This humble tome of wisdom is a tribute to all men who toil away at work every day, getting their balls busted, or busting balls.
If you canít handle the punch to the colon Iím about to deliver to you, look on the bright side: youíll save a fortune on Halloween when kids come to your door to pick apart your candy ass. On the other hand, if you feel comfortable with the risk of having your ass neatly packaged and handed to you with all the trimmings, cut the foreplay and crack the book open already.
Original title: The Alphabet of Manliness
Genre: Fiction→ Adult/Mature Content
Fiction→ General Fiction→ Humor→ Satire