MOO WASN’T EXACTLY YOUR TYPICAL ISLAND PARADISE

It’s fat-cat master made his subjects slaves to his greed. Its beautiful princess was motivated by lust- for money or whatever. It’s people were far deeper into digging their ruler’s grave than his mines. And its only tourist were a dollar-demented psychic charlatan named Shane Billiken and a crew of money-mad murderers from the back pages of Soldier of Fortune.

In short, Moo was a bubbling caldron of every cardinal sin… and Remo and Chiun had to sweat blood to keep the lid on… as Chiun ran into an evil with too many tentacles even for him… and Remo found how dangerous a royal female could be when it came to attacking his principles- or whatever…