MISSING: ONE FEARLESS SWORDSMAN, A GREAT HAIRY BEAST, TWO CUTE GIRLS, AND A CASTLE...

The magic of Castle Perilous has gone awry, dumping its guests into wildly unlikely world. Computer whiz Jeremy, who never comes closer to exercise than absolutely necessary, is trapped on the planet of golf-crazed dinosaurs. Our hapless hero Gene finds himself on the the planet of Amazon women, claimed as the love slave of their buxom queen. Unless Lord Incrnadine can pull the plug on his malfunctioning Castle, he's going to be facing the empty walls of...

CASTLE KIDNAPPED