Even though bounty hunter Lou Prophet is clean out of money, he'd rather ride a cactus than be saddled with foreign royalty. But comely Russian Countess Natasha Roskov has a problem: Her sister has disappeared after finding a treasure trove in Arizona - and all the Countess has to go on is a map.

If there's one thing Prophet knows, it's that a beautiful woman with a treasure map attracts trouble like wolves are drawn to a fresh kill. Now he's forced to take his noble employer on the ride of her life - while fighting off a pack of ruthless villains who want the treasure, the Countess, and Lou Prophet with a bullet in his back.