Limited Edition Hardback. Get ready to laugh your helmet off! Here are 37 of the funniest stories by award winning author Mike Resnick. Meet a Jewish Tonto and find out what "Kemosabee" really means, learn why America was put up for auction and who bought it, follow some of the adventures of John Justin Mallory, the detective from an alternate New York, much more.

Contents:

Introduction by Robert Sheckley

A Word to the Fore

Why Martians are Attracted to Big-Breasted Women

A Serious Essay

The Kemosabee

Posttime in Pink, A John Justin Mallory Story

A Little Night Music

Mrs. Hood Unloads

The Inn of the Hairy Toad

Beibermann's Soul

Revolt of the Sugar Plum Fairies

Will the Last Person to Leave the Planet Please Shut Off the Sun?

The B Team

The Summer of My Discontent

Genesis: The Rejected Canon

How I Wrote the New Testament, Brought Forth the Renaissance, and Birdied the 17th Hole at Pebble Beach

Stalking the Unicorn with Gun and Camera

The Blue-Nosed Reindeer

Frankie the Spook

Darker Than You Wrote

Death is an Acquired Trait

Classifieds

God and Mr. Slatterman

Stanley the Eighteen-Percenter

A Limerick History of Science Fiction

King of the Blue Planet

The Trials and Tribulations of Myron Blumberg, Dragon

His Award Winning Science Fiction Story

Was it Good for You, Too?

The Crack in the Cosmic Egg

My Girl

Monsters of the Midway

Malish

Stop Press

The Gefilte Fish Girl

Mrs. Vamberry Takes a Trip by J. Thorne Smith (a.k.a. Mike Resnick)

Inquiry Into the Auction of the United States of America

Costigan's Wager

Card Shark, A John Justin Mallory Story

Interview with the Almighty