(From the publisher):
Hallo, hallo, hallo. What's all this then? Jonny May on the beat? Beat, I said, not what you're thinking.
But, yes, it's all true: Jonny's joined the boys in blue. Thanks to a horrible mistake. He thought he was signing on for a holiday job with the Neapolitan Ice Company; it turns out to be the Metropolitan Police Force, no less!
No less? In Jonny's case it's all a bit more of...
Women's Police Sergeant Isabella Hornie really should have a license for that pair of thirty-eight Police specials.
And Miss Cane shouldn't have tried to give him that kind of a tango lesson.
To beat - sorry! - her there was the lady safe-breaker. And safes weren't all she blew.
They promised an interesting career, but they weren't really thinking of the kind Jonny embarks on.
Original title: Confessions from the Beat
Genre: Fiction→ General Fiction→ Humor
Fiction→ Adult/Mature Content