(From the publisher):
Would the American virgin go the way of the buffalo?
Disappearances mounted alarmingly. More and more virgins vanished - never to be heard from again. Most appalling of all - besides the incredible number of missing maidens - was the fact that the strange disappearances directly paralleled the spread of the orgiastic cult of Systemology.
What connection lay between the upsurge in Systematic orgies and the rapidly approaching extinction of American virginity? What hideous plan caused the arch-villain Merdalor, Preceptor of the cult of Systemology, to abduct more and more innocent maidens
To discover that missing link, T.O.M.C.A.T. sent ace operative Tim O'Shane right into the inner circle of Merdalor's incredible "Hundred Immortals," under special orders to deflower as many girls as he could in order to save them from the Preceptor's sinister clutches. The Man From T.O.M.C.A.T. could not have devised a more stimulating assignment. Until, hoisted aboard Merdalor's mystery-ship, O'Shane found himself the only man on a vessel carrying two hundred virgins, five hundred monkeys and a pair of armed Lesbians. Not to mention the missing Soviet ballerina Tim had to get back to Moscow with her tutu intact if T.O.M.C.A.T. was going to prevent an international incident of GRAVE proportions. And when The Man From T.O.M.C.A.T. swung into his one-man mutiny he proved again that on land or sea or in the air, "Getting there IS half the fun!"
Original title: The Million Missing Maidens
Genre: Fiction→ Adventure→ Parody
Fiction→ Adult/Mature Content