QUEEN
S.. secret
H.. hormone
E.. extract
B.. booby sexed
A.. army

was the beautiful, diabolical leader of an organization that was making men feel queer and women feel like men, all faithful to her. The ultimate goal: world conquest.

(fanfare of trumpets) To the rescue, Lee Crosley, code name LADY CROWN, number one espionage agent for the ultra-secret S.I.S. (Society for International Security). Her mission: get Queen Sheba, no matter what the price!

What happens in the next 160 pages is too much to believe - but boy, will you have fun.

Thus is the pow, bang, sock, ugh, crack, oh, oh, oh, book of the year.