Attempting to hone her style, a performance artist inadvertently calls upon the assistance of two gnomelike creatures. At first their advice is invaluable, but the situation quickly turns dangerous as she finds herself trapped between two conflicting, evil bands -- the Sidhe and the faerie. Both sides want the same thing: the city of Pittsburgh transformed to meet their own extreme needs. Now she must desperately find a way to outthink them both...before it's too late!