Vandercook lands on the planet Eetwee, trying to convince the inhabitants, who are bizarre amalgams of different species, that he is an ambassador from Earth, and that a committee should come back with him to Earth. But really he hopes to display them for money. But his plans go awry, thanks to a little green bottle of Mr. Gibbon's Genetic Catalyst.

Originally appeared in the magazine Fantastic, April 1962.

Appears in the collection Strange Bedfellows (1972).