Feeling like the fellow in the melodrama who (or is it whom?) the villain has just foreclosed on, Lord Emsworth lay back in a chair in his study, enjoying that all-encompassing sense of relief the departure of his sister always afforded him, his brain working at top speed as it calculated his chances of surviving the fruity crisis she had just dropped in his lap. He needed Galahad for this one, that much was clear. Many years' membership in the old Pelican Club had given the Hon. Galahad Threepwood the enviable abliity to keep cool, stiffen his upper lip and always think a shade quicker than the next man.

US title: No Nudes is Good Nudes (1970)