Hugo Carmody loves Millicent, Lord Emsworth's niece, but is rather good friends with Sue Brown of the Regal Theater, which rather annoys Millicent. Ronnie Fish loves Sue, and entertains an unbridled dislike for the blighter Pilbeam, a blister of the first water, who keeps pestering her with flowers. A good deal of confusion ensues, and Lord Emsworth's prize pig gets stolen, as usual.