Looking for a new pet? Bored with cats, dogs, goldfish, gerbils, and hamsters? How about a cheap rhinoceros?
There are lots of things a rhinoceros can do around one's house, including eating bad report cards before one's parents see them, tiptoeing downstairs for a midnight snack, and collecting extra allowance.
Original title: Who Wants a Cheap Rhinoceros
Genre: Fiction→ Children & Young Adult→ Humorous Fiction