This is a collection of perfect yet imaginary reviews of nonexistent books. With insidious wit, the author beguiles us with a parade of delightful, disarmingly familiar inventions. A Review of "A Perfect Vacuum" itself is included.

Contents:
• A Perfect Vacuum by S. Lem
• Les Robinsonades by Marcel Coscat
• Gigamesh by Patrick Hannahan
• Sexplosion by Simon Merrill
• Gruppenfuhrer Louis XVI by Alfred Zellermann
• Rien du tout, ou la consequence by Solange Marriot
• Pericalypsis by Joachim Fersengeld
• Idiota by Gian Carlo Spallanzani
• U-Write-It
• Odysseus of Ithaca by Kuno Mlatje
• Toi by Raymond Seurat
• Being Inc. by Alastair Waynewright
• Die Kultur als Fehler by Wilhelm Klopper
• De Impossibilitate Vitae and De Impossibilitate Prognoscendi by Cezar Kouska
• Non Serviam
• The New Cosmogony