Somehow three earthlings, one Blerontin journalist, a semideranged parrot, and a shipful of disoriented robots must overcome their differences. It's the only way to save the Starship Titanic ("The Ship That Cannot Possibly Go Wrong") from certain destruction and rescue the economy of an entire planet--not to mention to survive the latest threat, an attack by a swarm of hostile shipbuilders....

This is a novelization of the video game Starship Titanic.