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Why not visit Earth?

With this comprehensive dictionary, all life forms can feel confident of understanding the words and customs of Earth people. Written by Youl Strangst, a space traveller, while under heavy sedation in the Madhouse on planet Tooroo, it is a unique collection of facts, figures and downright lies. Actually we don't believe that this 'Earth' place even exists, but should you ever find it, then this dictionary will be of invaluable use ... apparently.